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Half of All Dudes Don't Wash Their Faces, What's The Deal?

Clean, clear skin is essential because bad skin signals infection, disease, and poor health to the opposite sex. We can also confirm women aren’t interested in snuggling up with a face that feels like a slice of pizza. Younger DUDES tend to be more oily than women, because their testosterone releases a lot more oil.

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5 Ways To Prevent Swamp Ass This Summer

In solidarity, we did you a solid and laid out the five best ways to prevent swamp ass this summer. When your third pit turns into the Everglades during festival season, don’t say the DUDES didn’t warn you.

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