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El Pres Drops Exclusive Discount Code for the DUDE Wiper 1000

"If you're rich, there's only two things in the world that matter: flying private and cleaning your asshole."

El Pres dropped these words of wisdom as he whipped out the DUDE Wiper 1000 during a controversial One Bite Pizza Review. "A bidet is next-level living," he said.

Dave's reviews have caused plenty of controversy within the pizza community, but there's one thing we can all agree on: toilet paper is officially obsolete.

Upgrade your throne with the DUDE Wiper 1000 today and use code DAVE for 10% off.

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