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Quit Toilet Paper Starter Kit - Mint Chill
Quit Toilet Paper Starter Kit - Mint Chill
Quit Toilet Paper Starter Kit - Mint Chill
Quit Toilet Paper Starter Kit - Mint Chill
Quit Toilet Paper Starter Kit - Mint Chill

Quit Toilet Paper Starter Kit - Mint Chill

$ 16.99

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At home or on-the-go, keep your rear clean & smooth

Our starter kit includes:
  • 48 count dispenser pack
  • 30 pack of singles for on-the-go

 

DUDE Wipes are:

  • 25% larger than the average flushable wet wipes
  • Made with 99% water and plant based ingredients
  • Soaked in soothing Aloe Vera and Vitamin E
  • Fragrance Free or Minty Fresh Scent
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      Dude, It’s time to quit toilet paper.

      381 million Americans suffer daily from chapped rear caused by using toilet paper. We put together a bundle to set you on the road to a smoother butt. Whether at home or on-the-go, keep your rear clean, and chap free.

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      FEEL FRESH EVERYWHERE

      WITH ALOE
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      WITH ALOE AND VITAMIN E

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      Save yourself and your loved ones from a chapped rear and eliminate toilet paper forever with our extra large wipes.

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      Keep Fresh
      on-the-go

      Burritos aren’t always consumed in the safety of your own home but no need to clench because we have you covered with a 30 pack of singles to keep you fresh on-the-go.

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      FRESH BUTTS
      AT HOME

      Our individually-wrapped DUDE Wipes were so perfect for keeping it clean down there that we had to start making bigger packs. DUDE Wipes Crib Edition has 48 wipes in each easy to use pop up dispenser so your butt can stay fresh at home or on the road.

      A GENTLE
      TOUCH

      Made 99% water and plant based ingredients, DUDE Wipes are hypoallergenic as well as alcohol and paraben-free. Whether it's your hands, face, or pits that need freshness, DUDE Wipes will treat your skin right.

      “When you’re rich, only two things matter: flying private and cleaning your asshole.”

      DAVE PORTNOY, “EL PRES”

      DAVE PORTNOY, “EL PRES”
      BARSTOOL SPORTS

      “On the golf course and off it, I’m taking it to the hole with DUDE Wipes.”

      JASON DUFNER

      JASON DUFNER
      2013 PGA Championship Winner

      “Coming home with only one sock or a missing sleeve ended the day I found DUDE Wipes”

      GERALD SWINDLE

      GERALD SWINDLE
      Two-Time Bassmaster Angler of the Year