Much like zen masters can control their minds, an elite group of dudes is able to control something just as powerful: their farts.
No, we’re not talking about holding them in. We’re talking aboutfarting on command, an impressive feat that rivals that of raising one eyebrow and licking your elbow. To the blind eye, farting appears to be a matter of chance. But as you’re about to discover, making yourself fart is simpler than you might think.
These five tried and true methods will put the odds of flatulence in your favor.
Get Some Fart Fuel First
Just likemarathoners need a big breakfast on race day, you need the right fuel to make yourself fart. In case you haven’t readthis post about why your farts smell so bad, here are some foods that are like rocket fuel for flatulence: