El Pres Drops Exclusive Discount Code for the DUDE Wiper 1000

by El Duderino May 19, 2020

"If you're rich, there's only two things in the world that matter: flying private and cleaning your asshole."

El Pres dropped these words of wisdom as he whipped out the DUDE Wiper 1000 during a controversial One Bite Pizza Review. "A bidet is next-level living," he said.

Dave's reviews have caused plenty of controversy within the pizza community, but there's one thing we can all agree on: toilet paper is officially obsolete.

Upgrade your throne with the DUDE Wiper 1000 today and use code DAVE for 10% off.

Size Chart
Size Inch EU CM
XS 26-28 2 66-71
S 28-30 3 71-76
M 30-32 4 76-81
L 32-34 5 81-86
XL 34-36 6 86-91
XXL 36-38 7 91-96
XXXL 38-40 9 96-101