Dave Portnoy Is the First Person on Earth with the DUDE Wiper 1000

by El Duderino April 30, 2020

We figured a guy whose diet consists almost entirely of pizza does some serious damage in the bathroom, so we made the executive decision to give Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy exclusive access to the DUDE Wiper 1000.

Our lean, mean, poop-destroying machine made its debut on Dave's daily unboxing livestream, just minutes after we kicked off the pre-sale. Check out El Pres as he discovers this game-changer.


Size Chart
Size Inch EU CM
XS 26-28 2 66-71
S 28-30 3 71-76
M 30-32 4 76-81
L 32-34 5 81-86
XL 34-36 6 86-91
XXL 36-38 7 91-96
XXXL 38-40 9 96-101