After our recent deep dive into the art and science of the courtesy flush, we're going even deeper into the third pit of bathroom etiquette to break down the maintenance wipe.
Though lesser known than the courtesy flush, the maintenance wipe has become an essential weapon in any DUDE's bathroom arsenal.
As much as we hate to admit it, we can't always execute the perfect wipe. Sometimes our technique can be lacking, or maybe you don't have to proper tools for a particularly messy situation.
For any and all times it just doesn't feel right in your third pit, the maintenance wipe is the perfect candidate for the job. If you're not yet convinced of the efficacy of the maintenance wipe, here are three scenarios where it can be life saver.
1. DUDE Wipe Double Check
This is the most obvious use for a maintenance wipe. But don't take it from us, listen to fellow DUDE and bassmaster Gerald "G Man" Swindle, a main who once said, "Toilet paper makes me want to fight."