For anyone who works the 9-5 grind, humidity is the devil. On a hot, humid day, just walking to grab lunch can produce enough sweat to require an immediate wipe down in the office bathroom. For DUDES that work outside, aside from spraying yourself down with a hose at the end of the day, there's nothing but a shower at home to save yourself.
The same applies to folks who bike to work, or workout during their lunch break—it's hard to feel fresh without a proper shower.
This seemingly eternal issue led us to an admittedly brilliant question: What if you could take your shower with you, wherever you went?
As active, spontaneous DUDES it's hard to predict when we'll have to freshen up. So when we looked around for some solutions, we were shocked at how bad the advice was. Here's a small sampling (those offering this nonsense will not be named):
Thoroughly disappointed, we went to the lab to fix this problem once and for all. The result? The DUDE Shower.
Let's face it DUDES, we're sweaty beasts—not even modern marvels like air conditioning can combat our desk musk.
We've all worked with "Stanky Steve," the guy who always gave off a spicy, ripe stench no matter the day. Steve probably even showered a couple of times a week, but those scrubbing sessions were no match for his sweat glands. It took until someone was four drinks deep at happy hour to slip up and say Steve's nickname in front of him. That was the last time Steve went to happy hour. Don't be Stanky Steve, DUDES.
So whether you're sweating an afternoon presentation or meeting up with friends at happy hour, regulate your stank. The DUDE Shower gives you a fast and effective way to do just that, while staying fresh when you're on-the-go.