For anyone who works the 9-5 grind, humidity is the devil. On a hot, humid day just walking to grab lunch can produce enough sweat to require an immediate wipe down in the office bathroom.
For DUDES that work outside, aside from spraying yourself down with a hose at the end of the day, nothing but a shower at home can save you.
The same applies to folks who bike to work, or workout during their lunch break — it's hard to feel fresh without a proper shower.
This seemingly eternal issue led us to an admittedly brilliant question: What if you could take your shower with you, wherever you went?
If you're an active guy, it's hard to predict when you'll have to freshen up. So when we looked around for some solutions, we were shocked at how bad the advice was. Here's a small sampling (those offering this nonsense will not be named):
- Facial antiperspirant. Yes, they want you to roll deodorant on your face.
- Shaving your body hair. We already covered in-depth why this is a terrible idea.
- A folding fan. A fan that makes you work to cool yourself off...isn't going to cool you off.
- Take a "bird bath" in the office bathroom. The last thing your boss wants to see when he walks in to drop a deuce is your wet, shirtless body hanging over the sink. Well, maybe no the last thing, but close.
- Get a membership at a nearby gym that has a shower. Sorry, but we don't have room in our budget for "full-service work shower."
Thoroughly disappointed, we went to the lab to fix this problem once and for all. The result? The DUDE Shower.